The
following story about someone who tried to simply order a pizza, is about the
actual technological environment we already live in. Even if for some people
this sounds as something created by an anonymous human via the internet for
fun, we can surely derive useful and real facts about the volume of
technological adoption nowadays.
- No sir
it's Google's pizza.
- So it's a
wrong number?
- No sir,
Google bought it.
- OK. Take
my order please.
- Well sir,
you want the usual?
- The
usual? You know me?
- According
to our caller ID, in the last 12 times, you ordered pizza with cheeses,
sausage, thick crust.
- OK! This
is it.
- May I
suggest to you this time ricotta, arugula with dry tomato?
- No, I
hate vegetables.
- But your
cholesterol is not good.
- How do
you know?
- Through
the subscribers guide. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7
years.
- Okay, but
I do not want this pizza, I already take medicine.
- You have
not taken the medicine regularly, 4 months ago, you only purchased a box with
30 tablets at Drug sale Network.
- I bought
more from another drugstore.
- It's not
showing on your credit card.
- I paid in
cash.
- But you
did not withdraw that much cash according to your bank statement.
- I have
other source of cash.
- This is
not showing as per you last Tax form unless you got it from undeclared income
source.
- WHAT THE
HELL? Enough! I'm sick of Google, Facebook, twitter, WhatsApp. I'm going to an
Island without internet, where there is no cell phone line and no one to spy on
me.
- I
understand sir, but you need to renew your passport as it has expired 5 weeks
ago.
Note: I was
not able to find the official source of this text. Many sites and blogs
republish it without credits. In any case, the point of this post is already
visible.
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